Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now I feel even worse about your dick.
It's powerful, man.
[CRUNCHING]
TODD: Ava, no! No, please!
Every year I would pray to God:
You'd quit weed?
I know, right?
I know. Force of habit. Just...
Open the door!
Ryan was the biggest coozehound I know. Guy got mad gash.
No, Why?
...are ruining everything! You!
DAVID: Fuck this! I got a wife...
...in Starship Troopers.
- I got no bars. - Shit. Nothing here.
- What? - It's not gonna be easy.
[WHISPERS] Every single other person got out of here except for us.
Russia Russia
Kumar, no! Merry...
Yes. I Will. Hit it.
...but I'm running a little late and I have all these...
Besides...
Go! Come on, come on, come on! Shut up!
But yogurt is sour, so how was I to know?
Now what?
What singing group...
[SQUIRREL YELLS]
You know, I was really happy till you showed up today.
Dude, look out!
- Shut up. - What the fuck?
...and here she was.
What would you like to rehearse?
Oh, by the way, you got shit all over your car.
You wanna do some mythic dungeons?
Who are you looking at?
No smoking in this house.
No shit.
[ R ]
...fucking PancakeBot thing.
Hey, hey. What about the tree'?
Get it?
Mr. Perez.
[PANTING]
I'm pretty sure she's completely shaved.
INEZ: Uncle Harold.
- The tree, though. - Yes, so I called...
Your son can rub his ass on Santa's cock in a minute.
HAROLD: It's just the weekend.
- What? - I knew it.
...this afternoon?
...you'd make a great dad.
...that he's being a fucking chode.
HAROLD: Were you starting to trip out a little bit?
No way, dude. Nobody dies while Claymated. It's a fact.
er ee
- Really? - Look.
TODD: Black ice!
...any of this?
- What the hell's the matter? ROSENBERG: What are you doing?
Um...
...heaven. Good to have you on board, NPH. - Hi.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
I don't know.
Mariana?
Homey.
...you guys are pretty cool. So cheers.
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
Now, here's a newsflash:
...like you pussies have today.
- S you? - Screw you.
- Thanks. - No, no. Come on. Don't.
What do you mean, you see Uncle Harold?
...things would go really wrong. 80...
...we are going to have no private time.
Holy shit. That is the best Christmas toy ever.
GUSTAV: Wake up!
I did it anyway!
- I'm out. - Fine with me.
HAROLD: Where the fuck are we?
Which Karate Kid are you referring to?
...three felonies that I can see in this room right now.
Yeah?
Seriously?
I got this.
I will punch you in your face!
I got an idea.
You branded a prostitute.
You still owe me 87 cents for that jalapeño cheeseburger!
Every Christmas we use a tree that Dad grew.
...classic.
That was good shit.
[CHUCKLING]
Take fucking five!
HAROLD: What back room?
Unh. Thank God you're here.
Hi. You guys in charge?
...all this just to make him happy.
Aah. It's not a disease, is it? Heh, heh.
- I practically run this place. - Oh. For reals?
TODD [WHISPERS]: Until that fucking Russian sociopathic...
[GUN CLICKING]
- We called. LATRELL: Oh, yeah?
She told me that the only thing I'm gonna be smart enough to do is lay on my back.
No! No, no, no! That is not true, Daddy.
- Are we having lovers' quarrel? - Oh, shit.
...you don't have a 12-foot Fraser fir?
...from Clay Aiken. HAROLD: What?
...take care of it. Now where's the tree?
Smoke break ended 10 minutes ago! We need all bodies on-stage!
Merry Christmas, Roldy!
KUMAR: Fuck!
- I've got to find a place to change a diaper. - Oh, God.
But why are you making such a big deal about this?
...then they get married...
Well, it doesn't have to any more.
Oh, I see.
This is our Christmas tree.
- Where the hell am I? - More like where the heaven are you?
You don't have to do this.
Mm. It's good.
A couple of brothers can't sell trees? Only swing from them like monkeys?
Saint Peter was there...
HAROLD: God, this is amazing. We're actually gonna make it home before they do.
Heh, heh. Do you know what happened?
...I have an idea on how we might get that tree out.
TODD [SINGING]: Three French hens
[HAROLD GRUNTING]
- All right, put down the tree. Put it down. - Unh!
I wanna be doing this.