Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fuck topaz
Oh No doubt waffle bot!!!
I'm sick and tired of your fucking passive-aggressive bullshit.
Okay, I'll Skype you later or text you.
- So you killed two trees in one night. KUMAR: Hold on.
You can't celebrate Christmas with a naked tree! It's indecent!
[GRUNTS]
NEIL: The chicks were hot. The music was sick.
Santa Claus is comin'
Harold! Wake up! Baby.
- Oh, right. TODD: Screw you!
...with state-of-the-art 3D technology...
Sure. Come on in.
Okay. Taken.
I want to.
[DECK THE HALLS PLAYS AS RINGTONE]
You seemed tense. I thought we could loosen you up.
New Year
HAROLD: What? You sold it?
I'm not, it's just hard.
[HAROLD GRUNTS]
- NPH? - Yup.
[MAN WHIMPERS AND SCREAMS] Oh, no! The water's going down!
Whoa. No way!
KUMAR: Whoo!
...with your douchey friends and gay-ass sconces.
...a town car, a limo? It's not safe...
- What do you want for Christmas? KUMAR: That's a really good question.
- [WHISPERS] I knew you'd bring that up. - You grabbed me.
Come on!
Hello, Harold.
[SCOFFS]
...use my pee.
No, it's not! How am I supposed to get a tree now? I'm made of clay.
you and I will get the tree.
[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
BECCA: Go! Move!
Oh, nobody dies while stop motion animated.
Look at the branch distribution.
Let me tell you a story, Harold.
Winter Wonder Weed.
- All bad things. - Ah.
Hey, are we gonna do this or what?
Kumar, my friend.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
You are perfectly fine creating a mess...
Oh. Okay, cool.
...what cocaine can do to the mind of a person as young as you?
Me and my drum
Where could my baby be? Where's my baby?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Okay? Ha, ha.
Holy shit! Dude, you're stop motion animated!
KUMAR: See you, guys. GOLDSTEIN: No, wait.
So do you, like, want to see my room?
And they'll burn in H.
Who are those guys?
Here.
You remind me a lot of that guy...
Because you're the best. I don't wanna go with him.
BORIS: Hey, grandpa!
- It's just urine. It'll wash out. - Oh, Harry.
...and sconces than a lifetime of friendship.
- What? I don't see any ice. - You've never heard of black ice?
Oh, that's because Maria is...
But that's not enough to be with my Maria.
That's right, I'm gonna get my snozzle.
[SNEEZES]
I made a mess.
Nobody gets high the first time they smoke weed. Don't you know anything?
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, fuck me. Fuck. I'm...
Shotgun.
You take it.
You have to be more specific.
...think I'm okay.
I need it!
No, please don't light us up.
It was really sour.
Wardrobe!
Pa rum pum pum pum
Let's get shots. Keep the party going.
...killing machine leaves.
...kind of thing.
- Fucking kill her! - Whoo!
I used to date this black chick, she used to queef every time we had sex.
I hate pancakes.
KENNETH: Ah, Mr. Lee? I'm here.
Oh.
Oh, yeah? What kind of friend? Best friend?
Hey...
- What? - Never mind. Heh.
That was a really great team effort.
Tell him I'm not gonna...
...right now.
Oh, my God!
Of course. You're doing great. I thought we could work on a thing or two.
Jesus!
After we just had that breakthrough?
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, it does feel good.
What about the stuff?
Welcome to...
with you guys.
What's the deal? Why isn't everybody at school trying to sleep with you?
Your children threw the party.
Kumar and WaffleBot friends forever.
I don't wanna...
...one-on-one rehearsing later? GRACIE: Wait.
TODD: Why the I-I...
Pillow fight in the altar boys' room. Last one there's a rotten egg.
I want you to find...
No.
What?
Listen, I'd love to stay and chat...
Is that Hugo Boss? I love it.
[BABY FARTS AND GIGGLES]
...love one of these. - Uh-huh.
...and sees this beautiful tree...
This is...
No more jerking off into a sock filled with baby powder.
MARY: Stop resisting.
Yuup
johny liver funny clip
Lot of poopies, lot of money.
I hate that android fuck.
[YELLING]
Harry? Gotta be kidding me.
Forget it. It's past 2 a.m.
- Oh. - Oh.