Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...stop and get some disgusting food for her.
I guess I haven't found...
Go. Go.
ROSENBERG: You are gonna catch your death...
[CHATTERING]
If we beat you, we kick your asses out and take all your motherfucking cash. Ha, ha.
This was fun. But I got...
- Todd? Yeah, he's a lot of fun. - At least he doesn't...
- Ow. - Sorry.
Lie still. You've been in a terrible accident. I'm gonna take a closer look.
[ALL GASP]
Party's over!
You know what, Gustav?
...in your living room, he'll jizz all over it.
I went to the park.
Neil Patrick Harris. I played Private Carl Jenkins...
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
You people are real good with those things.
You're in charge of distracting them.
HAROLD: Would you stop?
Would you guys be excited to meet him?
No, it's fine. Aah!
- ...the man... - Look at these firs.
What are you doing?
...and now it is dead.
...a fabulous, amazing dream watching you perform.
[MOANS]
Dead squirrel.
Hey, guys, stop!
Stop yelling!
Dude, everything's stop motion animated!
[WHIMPERING]
How do you think they stay so clean?
- You know what? - What's that?
- Still hits the spot. HAROLD: I know, right?
Santa Claus is comin' to town
You can really feel it.
...and be responsible doesn't necessarily mean...
...so familiar?
KUMAR: Whoa! - Shit!
Eww
TODD: Excuse me?
Ahh.
Get it over here. Hurry the fuck up!
Now take it off.
VANESSA: Kumar! It's Vanessa.
Oh. Ha, ha. I'm sorry.
Oh, I know it wasn't your fault.
I'm sorry, do you want us to play you in beer pong?
Don't listen to these guys. It takes balls to do what you're doing.
GUSTAV: But first...
This is the part where the kid's tongue...
Come on, have a seat.
All my other friends...
...Santa Claus in the fucking face. He's real, and I shot him in the face.
She's very delicate.
A fucking mini-mall in Des Moines?
A queefer.
That's too bad. Uh, the tree?
Now, come on and fuck a baby into me.
To town
[WHISPERS] Probably less.
- What's up? Where's Mary? TEEN: I don't know...
Oh, great. Great. This is just great.
I was wondering if...
TODD: What are we doing here, Harry?
Glad your family's here.
NARRATOR: How about this?
Give me a second.
Go and get some rest, huh? Make yourself fresh...
...these are incredible waffles.
- I mean, my dad owns it but... - Ha, ha. You're one of those.
But, Harold, weed is so good.
When there's someone who doesn't stop talking
It was ridiculous. I used to call her Queen Laqueefa.
Come on in.
Anybody here?
Oh, my God.
It's Christmas Eve, okay? What do you expect?
Can I just speak to him, please?
She said it?
[WHISTLE]
Christmas! Easter! Fishing! Hunting! I tie knots on a sailboat.
I love you too, little guy.
[BOTH YELL]
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Oh, it's a Weederful Life.
We take it to your place, and when Maria's dad comes home...
Excuse me, uh, Neil. But I'm Jesus. So...
You have anything to smoke out of?
He's getting a handjob in my club.
With a brand-new swag
Hey, some people like the holidays.
I thought those hippies were gonna kill you.
[GIGGLING]
...or something?
These dirty Jew bastards have...
Kumar.
- Oh. MR. PEREZ: Twelve-foot Fraser fir.
- Did you get the potpourri balls? - Yes.
[BIG BOI'S DADDY FAT SAX PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
TODD [SINGING]: Three French hens
Ha-ha-ha. Not bad, Roldy.
Yeah, I do, actually. My face is feeling kind of numb.
...you best show me some fucking respect.
Bye, Harold.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
If you beat us...
[GRUNTS]
Hey, douche?
You hungry?
...uh, very merry today.
No.
Okay. Well, then, fuck it, dude.
Hey! Let's take a picture. Everybody!
Are you really hot? I'm, like, hot...
Just gonna come on the stage.
Fa-la-la-Ia-la, la-la
- That went bad. - I thought it went good.
...a decorated tree, but they are gonna see that.
Just let me have the rock.
Come on, man, it's Christmas.
- You know what this is about? - What?
He almost spotted us! I'm supposed to be at home with the tree.
- It's better than the photograph. - Ha, ha.
[RAISES VOLUME]
I always knew you were a nice guy.