Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...rape my friend on Christmas Eve. He's married.
...but is that all it takes? - Yes.
...two reasonable guys...
...the big time!
If it's a baby I gotta give you, it's a baby you're gonna get.
The tree is removable?
[GRUNTING]
A couple squeaks got by...
And he had pubes.
I didn't flunk out of med school. I failed a drug test.
You better not pout I'm tellin' you why
[SOBBING]
Little bit, yeah.
Stop, just give me a two-minute break. Aah!
We'll drive around till we find the right tree.
- Find the girl, get the tree. Come on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got another one.
[GIGGLES]
Oh, my God. WaffleBot.
...ovulating.
Fuck it, I'm in.
Is there a...?
No, not yet. But he's a huge fan of Christmas. I'm hoping when he sees...
Yeah.
That's not helpful!
Now we're getting tinkled on.
Whoa, why is Vanessa calling you?
KUMAR: This is great!
She...
- Aah! KUMAR: Go!
Uh-uh.
This is fucked up.
We practiced safe sex.
TODD: Harry.
Santa, can you hear me?
Koreans have killed his mother, and now this tree. Christmas is ruined.
It is I, the B-I-G, the B-O-I
Just a Christmas tree?
Yo! Idiots!
[BOTH LAUGH]
Introducing WaffleBot.
MARY: Oh, my God. Adrian, is that you?
- And a DeLorean. - Yes.
And we didn't have the rollback rule...
- We hit this, we win. BORIS: No matter. There's no way...
Aah! Okay, I need this room...
Can we drop this tree off at Sulu's and head to the city?
Do you want to come in for a drink...
Dude, everything's Claymated!
HAROLD: What the fuck?
Yeah, that's why I...
Shit!
...that handsome man.
We've been trying for like a... For a year.
ADRIAN: Right. Don't talk about it.
Or both.
[GULPS]
The second the priest...
So how do we do this?
Maybe if you acted more like an adult, you'd get invited to adult parties.
You're freaking me out.
Bis, pecs, this one.
...opportunity to work with you.
They gave my daughter ecstasy.
Make sure we can get the tree, you got a deal.
Please, let me wake up and find a big, beautiful Christmas tree.
SANTA: Well, I guess...
We got another customer.
Yeah, you have no fucking idea, dude.
Sorry. I can't help you there.
I see what you're doing.
Thank you. I love you guys.
Ugh. What did I tell you about using tongue?
You said you were going to...
So hot, NPH.
Yuri, light them up.
Fck!
ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKERS]: And now, ladies and gentlemen...
Oh, my God. I'm so excited.
[IN ENGLISH] Rosetta Stone.
What?
GUSTAV: Mary would...
I guard while you kill the power.
What about my car?
No. Nobody's dying, Claus. Not on my watch.
I mean, I'm Jesus Christ.
Pussy's not like yogurt. It has an expiration date.
Wake up! Wake up!
What the hell's going on?
GROW THE FUCK UP NOAHDOESYARNS
What did Vanessa do to suck...
I came downstairs this morning...
Is it like the scene from A Christmas Story?
KUMAR: Oh, shit. - Shit.
- Is this a joke? KUMAR: Hold the fuck on.
NARRATOR [ON TV]: Has this ever happened to you?
...because we got precious cargo...
...35 seconds.
Holy shit. Neil.
This is like that...
Except, see, in our day, it was called Beirut.
HAROLD: My name and your address. That's weird.
Jesus, what a cockblock.
Uh, either way, it doesn't matter. Hey, ladies.
You ruined christmas You ruined christmas
...of cold out here. Let's get you a nice meal.
- Ava! Ava! - Shh!
Oh, nobody dies while Claymated.
Merry Christmas Pancakes are fucking gay
...you'd pull out all the stops too.
MADEA: What was you doing? You supposed to be at school.
MARIA: Daddy.
You know, it's kind of better than a window.
You guys are too cute.
As they say in my country:
...you could say, yes, a Christmas tree is a big deal.
I haven '1' heard back. What's going on?
His name is Seth Goldstein. For Christ's sake!
That's not good. No.
Oh, hi there. Somebody's looking...
What? No.
No. Hey, no.
It's a miracle!
They sold out months ago.