Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't you shut your mouth,

Without Tracy, your show is like my cholesterol.

Where's my computer?

Well, good luck finding a man willing to ride that crazy train.

But seriously, imagine if Jenna really was a mother.

The media won't let you embarrass yourself,

I will choke you to death with your boyfriend's wig!

I was hiding in a warehouse in Queens

Why am I showing you guys this? It's going to jinx everything.

And do you know why?

You know The Girlie Show was working just fine,

I mean, what if we had a child that was prettier than us?

in the same maternity outfit, "Who wore it best?"

Other possible side-effects include hallucinations,

Uh, Pete, hang back.

I still am. Look at my claws!

There's a gas leak in the studio.

I was so young.

I like to look someone in the eye and smile

It's just hard to concentrate. It's so nice working outside.

He thinks he can't be funny anymore

You could sing the baby to sleep, and tell it fairy tales

And then you'll get your old life back, trust me.

I want to take a picture of him with my old-fashioned camera.

I don't think Liz Lemon's female voice is a good match for Tracy Jordan.

instead of running GE.

that there are no second acts in American life.

No. I come from an alternate universe

I should have gone with my gut and fired you when we first met.

a list of African-American hair products.

but I guess it's that Austrian family and I am the girl in the basement