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I had a boyfriend, Denis.
Also, I broke my keyboard.
I better lay you across my grandmother's lap in the mating shed.
What are you doing here, Denis?
What does that even mean?
Tracy, just come back.
- Help, I can't swim! - Damn it!
It's pep-talk time.
Forget it!
Pete.
Here come the roofies.
I'm getting too old for this
Denis, it's Dummy. I miss you, come see me.
You've reached Denis's voice mail.
Why now, on my last day before retirement?
And then a week later you're like, "Oh, I want to mentor you.
The gas is not affecting me yet, so I can lead you to safety.
Jack Welch once smacked a pretzel out of my hand at the Super Bowl.
It's called "power clashing," and I do it because I can.
You know I'll do whatever it takes, Lemon style.
Are you dining in the Palin White House?
And of course it'd be great for my career.
Frank, but that bigger hat back on.
Who wears a swimsuit to Denny's? That's her!
I'm so beloved, I could do no wrong.
I love you too.
Hey, look,
failing to recognize that you can't fix a lemon!
Tracy Jordan is ironically re-appropriating his bad past behavior
- That's me! - That's Pam!
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