Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm recording my voice mail message.
You bastard. I'm doing fine!
To us?
Oh. Is that something you'd want?
We made the cover during Meetings History Month?
Are you building factories in Bangalore?
I made the cover.
I'm still magnificent.
I'm a Duffy, Liz.
That I made at a time in my life when I could afford to make mistakes.
Sort of feel like you're going to say Leno?
I'm getting too old for this shhh
But if that's how you feel, so be it.
Wait, I saw that. How? Am I dead?
The important thing is that I fire someone.
I can't. You fly free.
See that's the kind of lazy standup I'll never do again!
- What? - Yes, Tom?
since I've been here, 'cause I couldn't see any of that.
Oh, life was so much simpler back then.
It's when two fat people...
And do you know whose fault that is?
Get the public to hate you, and the media will follow.
He played with it,
which is a butterfly metaphor, by the way,
Evacuate the 6th floor.
- It's white and it hurts, but... - How bad is this leak?
and another chimp got mad and bit my nipple off.
who thinks you should have a child.
So what's your point, Lemon?