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I...Don't want to talk about it.
[ children screaming ] girls!
Okay, it's a scout camp, not leavenworth.
No. No, thank you.
I love your enthusiasm, son, but it's way too dangerous.
I'm ho--
No, just harvard.
You're a kid living under my roof,
I knew what I needed to do.
I know about harvard.
Your -- your form was a little off.
And you have to obey my rules!
Oh, because you've been neglecting joe?
It's to practice on.
I have been chasing you for, like, an hour!
And think of a lie to tell my dad along the way.
The move you're about to see was first developed
When I met this little lady sitting next to me,
Claire: You cannot spend your entire spring break
I know.
How come an hour ago,
They feel fine to me. I'm sure they do.
One finger, she's fine. Two fingers, she's unhappy.
It was the first time in 15 years I couldn't finish.
You're embarrassing me in front of 8-year-olds. Sorry.
Fate will smile upon him.
For everyone else.
That's why she's been acting so weird.
Can we talk somewhere more private?
Hey! Take five.
[ inhales deeply ]
But it's not like I poured it down her throat!
Did I ever tell you about that story? Yeah, yeah, we've all heard that story.
Drag your cello to school every day,
Do you think you could give luke my list?
Are those my shoes?
And I use it to free the party girl from the block of nerd.
Wow. He added a whole new twist.