Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because I'm singing "memory" at the faculty follies.
It was so scary. Do you know any?
No. No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
Because I'm gonna --
That was my dad talking.
And pick up some paperwork.
It was like the banjo was mocking me.
I'm glad that happened. I'm actually glad that happened.
Did you get her drunk?
Because I am going for work to research new fashion trends.
That is why I run.
You know what? I'm gonna tag along with you.
You can get hurt just walking into your own house.
If I ever had to read braille, I'd --
[ to tune of "dueling banjos" ] ¶ you are not the man you used to be ¶
So, you want to head down front?
It's about the kids. ¶ me-me-me-me-me-me ¶
Probably not the first time that's happened in here.
'cause we are about to do some trampolining.
Lab coat, robe --
And I made her her favorite dinner.
I would never intentionally do anything to harm --
Maybe put on some lipstick for once, and keep going.
Well, I am not. I am as strong as ever.
Oh, no! Stupid harvard.
Someone get this man into fur and makeup!
Look at this -- two fingers.
I know, I know -- it was a mistake.
Marisol backed down,
Two ladies end up fighting in a fountain.
He tripped on one of coach tucker's paint cans.
Every dad goes through it --
Oh, my god! I think I did it!
Wish I could, but I've got work.
How?
[ crowd cheers ]
At least we still need each other.