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And you learned a whole song.
Because privacy doesn't mean anything.
I'm not really going to the office.
And pretended that the tea scalded me.
I did it again!
[ scoffs ] I was 9 years old, at camp.
Mm-hmm. So, what's this, a surprise for old dad?
Um, I -- well, I-I'd say she's been, um...
What's alopecia?
I'm allowed to feel bad about this, okay?
Honey, were you listening? Isn't he good?
I just thought it would feel better than this.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's why I didn't go away this week.
I need to find something to watch
I'm not as much of a man as you think, dad.
Sorry to interrupt, but I just took a break from painting.
If anything, they're a little snug.
Oh! I thought you were alex.
I am in a field with 6,000 idiots!
I'm just checking college acceptances.
I'll only look better if I take the high road --
[ banjo string snaps ]
The bunny ears behind her girlfriend.
I just love how equally we divide our responsibilities.
I have ever witnessed -- and I'm from canada.
Thanks for that. Bedtime should be a treat.
You know, help out backstage, let him have his moment.
No, I just signed up to sing "memory" from "cats."
But I could tell the audience thought
¶ you get up four times at night to pee ¶
He gave up his song. That was his song last year.
[ sighs ] by the way, I should've come by
And everybody there is listening
You monster! Now, hold on.
Oh! My throat! It burns!
The first time you see it.
To stay at home on the couch watching "the bionic woman,"
I thought you said he could get hurt doing that.
You're such a good mom. [ door opens ]
Jim mckay, that hurts!