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For your own good.
You would do that for me?
Well, I guess you finally rescued me at camp.
Eins...Zwei...Drei --
I just don't really feel like talking right now.
Again!
This guy weasel said he knows
Uh, yeah, yeah.
That I had sabotaged kaplan to grab the spotlight,
You might cement in some bad...Habits.
It's so... It's so musical.
Interesting time to take a stand.
But there's just something about the way he plays.
Oh, well, I sang last year.
It's hard to practice, though,
Mom, don't freak out.
...Your daughter, as happy as you've ever seen her.
It's fine.
I put the paint cans on the floor
Because I turned your microphone on,
I don't look at pictures on a phone.
I need to blend in, you know?
Why?
Well, my chisel is a long island iced tea,
I kind of just want to change my password and get into bed.
I've spent my entire life trying to be perfect,
"we don't want you, alex!"
I am in a field with 6000 idiots
I'll get a new one.
Last week, I tried to take one off a girl at a party.
Luke has riz
Oh! Oh! [ screams ]
That, uh, "tough it out" stuff --
Oh. You were right. I totally missed it.
Two gay weddings, and a two-hour gate hold on a 747,
But she was found dead two days later.
No, I can't. Yes, you can.
What are you constantly looking at on your computer?
Come on! Open up, you stupid thing!
It probably started with the 5k I ran yesterday.
So he's all like, "get a life,"
T-the point is, I hated it.