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Free beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer!
We want an Earthling,
Wow, it really doesn't matter who you vote for.
Why are you yokels doing this?
We can't just reduce them to sound bytes.
Isn't that right, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
We went into hiding,
If we're going to win the election,
No, I can't. The Earthers are right.
Good news, everyone.
According to reputable scientists. . .
What a bunch of xenophobes.
Yes. I was sent back from the year 3028
What's wrong with you?
What?
Well? What did you get on Travers?
and finally,
And everyone will know it's real,
Indeed.
Steve Huffman shills: Yeah! That'll show those poor! -Why are you cheering? You're not rich. -The shills: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.
Senator Travers?
and Travers never got sent back from the future.
to build an alien-proof fence around the solar system.