Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God, Ben texted me.

Oh, that's great.

Mind if we take a break and I go down on you for 45 minutes?

And then I ate a whole cake.

I'm never gonna see him again, I mean.

I know you do, 'cause you're a naughty little girl.

You have a burner phone?

Okay, she's gonna want to shower first, probably,

That takes one more second.

I-- I don't want to go there. Must we?

He spent a hot sec in jail, but he lives in South Jersey

...or a thick napkin...

I've got a turtle head poking out!

It's the same number of syllables.

He was so boring.

Okay, can you please check your bag for my phone?

and you know, just be patient, okay? Okay.

Sir, have you seen a--

I think he's in a boy band, so.

We are, like, feminist heroes right now.

What's up, dude?

Wait, do you guys have red wine?

Is there a phone?

and turned it off to be polite.

Got any roommates?

Chris Wazcyleski, he was a nude model

you've got to call me back.

This dude Brian Nicholera I went to high school with

What? You wouldn't pick up your phone.

Leave a message. (beep)

But she still did it.

I am a robot and I'm programmed to be horny.

pop up on my parents' phone one day.

I didn't know this was gonna be, like an improv show.

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