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No, I don't want to lie down.
Ha-ha! Good.
That's what you offered me upstairs.
How could I be so wrong about you?
I got a businessman's nose,
Here you go, Mr. Jefferson.
♪ To the East Side ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪
I don't want anything. I knew it.
A little wine, a little music
This is poison.
It might have started 20 minutes ago,
Oh, I think I'll have something in George's honor.
I just jump on his back
You know you owe Mr. Willis a lot, don't you?
Even if his accountant hadn't told me,
You still look a little shaky.
and then have him get hit by a bus on the way to the doctor.
and then I deliberately stepped out in front of a truck
What do you mean, "suckers like me"?
going to this party for Tom, aren't you?
♪ Movin' on up ♪ ♪ Movin' on up ♪
Oh, Tom, there you are!
Why don't you try it yourself?
Yeah, what?
I still had three and a half minutes left.
I knew it!
I don't blame you for getting insulted.
you owe them a lifelong debt.
I just know you'll give whatever you feel your husband's worth.
is a fraud.
What are you talking about?
Then what do you want?
than to think you would take money from him.
Oh, hi. Come in.
No, I don't think so.
Okay, $1500, you got it.
A boom? Ha! I hate to disappoint you, Willis.
Uh, no. Ralph, the doorman, told me.
Ain't nothing to tell!
Go ahead, but I ain't gotta listen.
Oh, it was nothing.
Yeah, you're right, Weezy. I should have known better.
Well, I used the abdominal thrust.
but the stores were crowded.
Well, thanks again, Tom.
and I'm investing it in this land deal.