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Linda, we're out of our league.
A, uh, wedgie that needs tackling?
I think he's in better shape than me, possibly.
This is no place for you, you hear me?
Let's just say nobody died, but one person did.
But you know what? That's what I wanted.
- Nice, right? - Definitely.
for friends and family, just for fun.
And we are, you know, not that.
They definitely went out.
♪ But not tonight ♪
you know why everything is going terribly tonight?
Okay. Uh, here goes nothing.
We'll get a cab. We'll just be a little late.
I don't know why I mentioned him.
Why "uh-oh"?
It'll be a little cold in back,
It's only two miles that way and Phil's not on the road,
♪ Not nervous about the dinner ♪
Oh, uh...
Is this what responsible babysitting looks like?
I just jumped in dress shoes. Has that ever been done?
calling me "Hockey Queen."
They do. I've gotten that one.
Well, we'll be back around 11:00.
Whoops. Anyway, you guys have a nice Valentine's Day.
What? It's nice.
Oop, it's too narrow. Un-hold hands.
at least I am. Go on! Shoo!
Yeah, but I've only worn them, like, five times. (hisses)
and now you're doing your makeup
- Any big plans? - Oh.
we don't seem to be heading for the ferry terminal.
Oh, um, seems like you guys obviously have a connection
That's my loose ewe and her main dude.
of dear, sweet Jen here. (laughs) Far from it.
Yeah, usually at this range I can see nose hair.
I'll tell you the rest later, now shush.