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Sorry about my dad.
We wandered away from where we belong, and we're overfed,
Well, that's what's on us now.
- He gets it. - Yeah, I do.
He loves their culture.
in one shoe by the pull-up bar?
Do I start, or do you?
♪ But not tonight ♪
Sure there are cabs. There are three cabs.
Actually, you know, if you guys are free...
- Hey, uh, could you help me? - Sure.
Yeah. Well, should we shake up
there's no rush with the payment. Bye, Jen.
definitely seems like it's against the rules.
- Enjoy your Valen-Times. - You, too.
Yup. Yup, we do.
- Ew. - Ew?
Huh. That conniving little caregiver.
- What? No. - It's the country, Bob.
who got invited to a neat thing by someone who likes us,
Right. Then we'll watch TV
I'm serious. I want a bag of dogs.
Midnight and Moonlight are a handful, aren't they?
off your back and your hair?
I went with Dad to a notary once.
- Power couple is also what we call Dad's boobs. - Gene.
- Do you have his number? - He doesn't drive at night.
Hush, just listen. I couldn't lose.
Okay, I'm knocking.
- Hi. - (sighs) Now we're gonna be an uncool number of minutes late
Okay, so that means we know all we need to know,
even on holidays of the heart,
'cause I think I saw Silly Putty in her hair.