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- Look out, power couple's here. - Damn, guys.
- Power couple? - Power couple.
- JEN: How was your Valen-Times? - That must be him.
- Why me? - Because you speak babysitter.
and we're here to bust their lovey-dovey butts,
do you want me to take the clumps of what I hope is mud
Listen up, I've got a plan.
We know you're doing important notary stuff.
And... you're pulling up to it right now. Oh, Great.
Also, Mom and Dad don't like us to leave the house
Jen's the one breaking the rules,
Okay, listen, Jen, one babysitter to another.
and say I love you, I assume.
so I'm just gonna say it.
I-I'm Bob, and this is my wife Linda.
Yeah, hi, my name is Rachel.
- Give her the hymen. - Gene, no. It-It's Heimlich.
So, tonight, you're notarizing
Fine. I guess we could just eat the Valentine's candy
We're not sheep, Bob. We're a great human couple
(groans) O-Okay. Well, we're supposed to be at Tomato Shack
♪ Which sometimes I think is sad ♪
Ugh. I'm such an idiot.