Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Appropriate music.

I'm David P Smith and I hate pirates!

was most famous for, you wrote, "Dental hygiene."

is that I get what you're saying.

and I don't want it to go to waste."

Miss Simian? Uh-huh?

In fact, it's gotten to the point

Only if I can call you "bruh." Yeah, pass.

And if that doesn't finish me,

Penny's developed this superweird laugh recently.

No! And let this be a lesson!

Ow! I mean rats!

to surgically remove the pencil.

Aah! You should be careful about threatening me, Watterson!

Oh, no, no, no! Wait, wait!

If, say, a teacher was to look in your locker tomorrow,

They're on your left.