Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(wind whistling, siren wails in distance)

Eh. I don't have time for this.

Good cover, kid.

Is that the "Come back and kick me" whistle?

I like coffee ice cream,

Listen, I was a little harsh

STAN (as Snot): Hey, Mom.

Let's keep it light.

Now take off those pants and put on some normal clothes.

Well, I guess I better be getting home, huh?

Never seeing Steve again. (sniffles)

Kid's got his mother's ass.

I got into NASA Medical School!

but only on her butt cheek.

My mom liked the license plates.

(fierce yell) (grunts)

and now I want a sloppy joe

Wait. And you said Snot just up and left town one night?

And I'll give you five solid reasons why.

What happened to your face, honey?

You should crash here.

you can do anything.

I did have a couple of glasses of wine at dinner.

and he always covers his mouth when he sneezes.

I think I'm gonna go.

You're a 14-year-old boy,

We do it every year.

Oh, hey, I got you a little welcome-home gift.

He's sensible, thoughtful, political, hilarious,