Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
Dude, dolphins are the second smartest animal on the planet.
- What the hell are you talking about? - Rainbows. I hate those things.
...Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park!
Okay, Eric. I'll get you some tomorrow.
- Eric, would you please come up here? - Here it is, my big moment of fame.
Kathie Lee is a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy.
Laugh all you want! I'll be the one on TV looking all buff.
But she's coming to South Park, and I know how to make it better.
Goddamn, that's a big fat-ass!
Efter kakservice!
We have with us via satellite Eric Cartman from South Park...
I know that, but this isn't the answer.
- What? - Wait, there's more.
Mr. Garrison is about to kill Kathie Lee! We have to find him!
- Did you see that rainbow this morning? - It was huge.
Damn, he could be anywhere! I'll send out an APB.
- That's not dolphins. That's Eskimos! - Who cares?
I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
I'll find Cartman's paper and get to the bottom of this.
How much weight does Cartman gain in this episode?
Children, remember the Save Our Fragile Planet essay contest...
Right. If they're so damn smart, how come they get caught in fishing nets?
It wasn't fair. She had choreography. How could we compete with that?
This episode is called "Weight Gain 4000." It's our favorite episode.
I can't kill her, Mr. Hat.
- Who's our little prizewinner again? - Me, Eric Cartman!