Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, who wants to eat Pop-Tarts? I'm trying to eat from Pop-Tart ever!

Mr. Garrison, I am dismissing you from directing our play.

Kathie Lee loves children.

You've gotta leave your precious bubble sometime.

Seriously, just face it. I wrote a better paper than you.

To hell with Kathie Lee Gifford!

What is wrong with you? Haven't you noticed the snow on the ground?

That's wonderful, right, Mr. Hat?

I can't concentrate on grading papers with all this excitement.

Shane/Cartman is a slug

It was on the suffering of bottle-nosed dolphins.

- Am I an Indian or a pioneer? - You have a feather on your head?

...to go to the stomach, where it is distributed to the blood!

2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 7 x 7 x 7 x 7 x 7 = 5531904

Okay, okay. Well, I guess I'll be going to the store now, then.

- Bulk up to what? Fat-ass? - Super fat-ass?

And you'll be all like, "Hey, get out of my ass, you stupid rainbows!"

Mr. Garrison, I'm asking you to direct our play.

May I suggest a Stratford 1 2 mm? Go ahead. Try it on!

No, Mr. Hat, I won't do it.

I'm gonna be on television I'm gonna be on television

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