HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I love you so much.
And a small part of me thought that I wanted that once. A very small part.
Yeah? Maybe they'll have a nice little bulldozer,
Good, cos we're paying out the ass for it.
Yeah, yeah, you got it! I can see it! Bring it!
Wait a second.
- Glad you made it, buddy. - Hey, man.
I was busy looking at the map! Somebody had to navigate.
A powerful daddy plus family money equals expectations.
It was right after we met. My parents were pressuring me to...
Jackpot!
- I'm going home. - Yeah, me too!
Let's go, honey.
and took off her disgusting red bra?
Buongiorno, Fredo.
we're gonna plan this wedding!
Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage.
- I have to figure out what to do with this. - What does that mean?
They're not flaring. I'm not Iying.
Oh, my!
Are you gonna hate me for ever?
Yeah. In fact, it was nauseating.
Did you see me slap him, then?
Please claim all baggage at carousel number two...
- Let's go to the Ho Jo's. - There are no Ho Jo's here.
Maybe we should just have sex.
- What? - Your nostrils always flare when you lie.
That is the... the...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, slow down there. I think you got the wrong room.
Bernardo Salviati can actually trace his family back to Machiavelli.
Sweetie, our plane leaves in an hour.
Get it off me!
Leezak.
- Got together? - Yes... No, no.
Fetch.
I'm not a grazer, Kyle.
A cracker, honey!
I don"t Know where we"re gonna be in ten, 20, 40 years.
- Be right out. OK, you OK? - Yeah.
- Why are you still here? - I won't leave you here like this.
You bet your ass you did.
- What we do now? - Call the cops.
Oui, mademoiselle.
I'm telling you, this is not the car. I ordered a compact.
Well... OK, I'm reading my magazine,
Oh, I am so down with that!
We are not leaving this intercom.
Well, are you sure that you don't wanna marry a guy like Peter?
No! This is our honeymoon, not his.
And the credit bill will be a fat one, Mr Tough Guy!
OK, if you change your mind at the altar, just pass out.
Certain things would be easier, given his background.
- Who is it? - Room service.
Ciao, Bernardo.
OK, I met a woman at a bar. Nothing happened.
and what you want and who he is.
That was a hard one.
No, no mistake. Mr and Mrs.
How often are the Dodgers on TV in Europe?
Now, will you please...
Grazie. Buonasera.
Forget it.
This threshold thing isn't as easy as it looks.
- No, it's really bad. - Just do it!
The captain has turned on the "fasten seat belt" sign!
In miles, please!
for the rest of my life.