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Sarah doesn't need a guy with a fat wallet to make her happy.
- No. Why? - No reason.
Look, Yuan, did she actually say those words to you?
Oh, wow. That's a big house.
Believe me, the first months are the most difficult.
- What was that? - He called me a cracker!
You've been mine for one night, and you're falling apart already.
Peter Prentiss vi ha pagato la cauzione.
You don"t want me to be with Sarah, and I can"t change that.
Well, here's your chance! Come on!
Does it make a difference?
I didn't...
Blue car, blue car!
I gotta warn you, Leezak. I studied karate with a Chinese grandmaster.
Oh, you can call me pussy now
I still got my flag. I'm good. I'm good.
Promise we'll never lie to each other.
Sweet Lord! Where does that come from?
Uh, I couldn't find you in the crowd.
We're in this together, right?
Oh, you should be so lucky.
Bottom line, Daddy: we love each other. That is all that matters.
Ah. I wonder what kind of wheels we got.
Move, move, move!
And he looked up at me and gave me the "Hey, are you gonna play with me or not?"
What? What? What are you looking at?
We gotta charge this thing.
Daddy got the big suite! Yeah, he did!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Please, stop! That's my husband! - Signorina, si calmi.
Grazie.
- Open the goddamn gate! - Shut up, Kyle!
Gonna tell me what you're chewing on?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. Hey.
- Shut up. - Huh? Huh?
Pussy...
People change. They grow.
Drop the love bomb, baby! Yeah!
Oh, Mom, he's wild and spontaneous
Maybe it's cos I just got hit in the head with a ten-pound ashtray!
We're never gonna forget this honeymoon.
Holy dude Jesus. Good thing that didn't happen when we were using it.
And you're laughing?
Well, I love Sarah.
What's the matter?
Uh, well... Bye.
- Is there anything we could do? - Pay the damages.
and try to have sex with my wife!
Where are you going?
No. No, but my husband does have two pounds of hash hidden in his rectum.
I'm sorry your honeymoon stunk, but that's what you got dealt. Now work through it.
Very bold, Mr Prentiss.
I'll be waiting!
I wanna start a life with you.
Congratulations, Mr Leezak!
What happened?
Listen, Peewee, never tell him.
I just put a castle on my credit card.
Well, that's not gonna get me drunk, but we could make out.
Do you have to grunt all the time? You're just like a little pig with hair.
Did you talk to Kyle?
- Grazie. - Grazie.
Buongiorno, Mr Peter Prentiss. Buongiorno. Come stai?
But those are the ones that get you from one happy snapshot to the next.
We’re gonna unleash the rolling blackouts Leezak! BRING IT ON 2020!!!!
I know. I know. But tomorrow they're gonna know for sure that I'm not a virgin.
Che bella! Vieni qua, ragazza!
Excuse me?
How are you holding up?
- No. - No, no problem.