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This grownup makeover
Just like my last massage.
I've gotta tell Willie about this.
None of these people have won any money.
Well, couldn't you just hang some colorful crepe paper in the gym?
Skinner! We have got to get these kids back in school!
but I say cut off the head and the body will die.
Gimme that!
(SINGING) I'm not that cool I don't wear jeans
I would've gone with you.
Look, in the Swedish public schools,
I'm so drunk I can barely see
the Association of News Room Cue Card Holders...
Yeah. The students will do anything she says.
Hello, self-esteem!
I'm proud to present you with an official key to the study hall.
This is the kind of trouble-making I expect from your brother.
Oh, don't be silly.
Skinner! I'm worried.
While you're all outside having fun
I was being sarcastic.
What?
(ALL LAUGHING)
What about gym? Meh.
Don't you Dare! Blame your sister for this! Its Ture
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
Vote for me!
Why don't you start a rumor that he's ding-a-ling-a-ling, hello!
Didn't anyone read the flyer?
Yes. In fact, I think she's a little too good for this school.
Oh, hello, Lisa. We were just discussing Vasco da Gama.
Well, this was a disaster.
Woo-hoo! D'oh! D'oh...
Just sign these authorization forms and you can be on your way.
(GIGGLING EFFEMINATELY)
(SARCASTICALLY) No, I was being sincere.
Where did you get that statistic? Your mother!