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"and approved by Student Body President Lisa Simpson!"
Don't hide your light in a smoky back room making dusty old decisions.
Ohhh!
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
the students grade the teachers on their performance.
Fine. I'll come in early to meet with students.
Do you want to see Elvis kiss a bat?
You want to get rid of Lisa? But she's such a good student.
(CHANTING) Strike! Strike!
Would you be willing to pay an extra $1 .23 in taxes to fund them?
All we wanted were hats with a wee light on top.
Ah, screw it.
Lisa, what's a sellout?
(GASPING) Use it anytime you like.
Okay.
Soon we will have the perfect school
When's my inauguration?
To fight for kid power I must be heard not seen
Weekends? Even during the summer?
Oh, no. They heard me.
T-shirt?
(CHUCKLES)
Hmm. Let's see. When hell freezes over, tough guy.
So take out your tiny batons.