Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what, this is my grandfather's watch...
That way you'd be human, fungus and algae.
- And that was...? - Not.
...to all the good times we had, like, uh, when we went camping...
...and paid a hooker to pretend she was Jewish...
Bernadette, on your wedding night, you'll be consummating your marriage.
...starting this wonderful life together...
Do you want me to go?
It's not your fault, it's mine. I did all that stuff, not you.
Hey, uh, Leonard, things are a little tight at the comic book store.
It seemed culturally appropriate.
I'm going to have sex with you right here right now on that washing machine.
- To Howard. - Yes.
it's probably not for me.
...at Howard's expense. Prepare to have your ribs tickled.
And no thank you expensive concessions because as an algae...
- He got us again. - No, he didn't.
Good luck following that.
...but you never mentioned your cousin, the prostitute or Raj.
Hint, there is a right answer.