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(INHALING)
Lookit deez fucking hooters! Suck on them hooters, cocksucker!
I want a real Bar Mitzvah in a temple.
Krusty, what's wrong?
(DOOR CLOSES)
I need someone who's not intelligent.
And so utterly repellent, he...
It's when he reads from the Torah and becomes a man.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
Telemundo... Me... Turned it down... ABC...
Krusty, you know Diane, Stu, and Jeremy from the network.
You hit him high! I'll hit him low!
Anyway, we gotta book a guest host!
D'oh! A line for the bathroom? What gives?
There's nothing in the Talmud that forbids it.
He's a son, a lover and a pundit rolled into one sexy package!
Who knows? I've lived so hard, there's big gaps in my memory.
Boy, everybody loves my show.
I lost ten grand when he wouldn't pitch on Yom Kippur!
I have a Jewish imaginary friend.
Please welcome our newest panelist, Fire-Rescue
You just lost a box, pal!
We have so much to discuss.
You have tremendous power. And now it's time to put it to use.
Never go on the teacup ride