Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He does stand-up.

All right, Dave, you can do this.

This girl asked me out the other day.

so you dropped by for a free checkup?

Dave, you don't need another violent video game.

I'm taking my business elsewhere.

Yeah, it's come up.

You need exercise.

"No more medicine for me.

Ken, it's great to see you.

Excuse me. I'm looking for Dr. Ken Park.

and way more money and are more attractive?

Okay, that is wildly offensive.

Well, Clark, you know,

uh, so, uh, you see a lot of Asian doctors.

Nope. Mol, any guesses?

and those surgeons will be

I just came up with this one. Okay.

Oh, you see a lot of Asian doctors,

How about Thursday?"

Oh, is that no longer a comedy club?

Well, for me, yeah.

And that's how I met Stephen Dorff.

You've been telling us forever how funny you are.

And I knew you would be. You're welcome.

What in the hell are you talking about?

I'll give you two video games if you can beat me

She goes, "Well, I'm working Tuesday and Wednesday.

Sorry, I've been kind of bingeing on "Game of Thrones."

Oh, good, another box of unwanted fruit.

to get in med school.