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No one?
Seriously, son, you got to climb some trees, brother.
They're slow. Slow as molasses.
Well, that's a relief. He knows his right from his left.
this just might be our new starting quarterback.
What? What happened? What happened? Where? What?
a bunch of confused young kids who are all hopped up
Thanks, coach.
This guy,
Now is there anybody that wants to tell me
I don't have that. Hey, Reyes,
Now you go to school.
All right. Let me see you.
You were amazing.
I mean, 'cause if we were having some kind of a football party,
I know you're pissed, too, but let's get one thing straight right now.
I know it's not easy talking to those kids. I know it's difficult.
Hey.
I don't know, Saracen.
Honey, where's the ice?
Thank you, honey. Oh, is he coming over for dinner tonight?
Welcome to paradise, kid.
But she's okay now?
Who you're thinking about starting as quarterback?
Yeah, but I keep hearing that,
I really do.
I mean gay as in retarded.
No, I mean seriously. You sit down and you do that and then you get back to me.
Hey, it's great. Going really great.
Matt Saracen? Yeah.
That wasn't even me that night. That was...
You were supposed to beat us on the field.
Mamma! Daddy!
Yeah, sixty-ish.
and I know what your problem is. It's your feet.
No, actually, I think I'm going to stay down here for a little while.
When I go back up there, I'll give you a big smile, all right,
I mean gay as in retarded
You, you're here for quite some time.
or Tami's going to have me neutered.
What? What did I do now?
Good play! Hustle back.
We'll just ask the man.
Oh, yeah, I just got beat up a little bit.
Be sure he's taking his vitamins.
Set!