Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.

- Nelsors our quarterback. - Thanks, four-eyes.

Well, football's not really my thing.

We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?

Ooh, look at how many cuts there are there.

- [Chuckling] - Uh, big deal.

Shh you’re cut too slushy

[Panting] Okay.

- [Chuckles] A lot higher, Martin. - [Falnt Grunt]

In this reporter's opinion, it's time for our lard-laden lads to shape up.

Hey, tubby, want another Pop-Tart, tubby?

- The hair! The hair! - Slut!

Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

- to be a great quarterback. - [Englne Starts]

I'm feeling kind of low, Apu.

Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janie, you're gone.

Gee, thanks, Coach.

Sure. There's only one thing you need to know...

You cost us one more game and you're dead.