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[ALL LAUGHING]
Heh-heh-heh. We figured you'd show up sooner or later.
And if you can't, I'd just as soon have yours.
What makes you say that, Mind?
I mean, you know, I'm the eternal optimist.
Well, that's before I found out it was named after the late Tammy Ericson.
and have the ultimate security and confidence to carry on like that.
I'm your son, Mearth. Come on, tell me the truth.
They said Chicago was the Windy City.
I was skiing on my head.
I must have the wrong mind.
And what is one suitcase packed and ready to go?
Oh, just brushing my hair and making some notes.
You know something?
Whoo. Well, you know, Mearth, I think it's way past your bedtime.
You know, Superman flies. It's a bummer having to ride the bus.
doesn't mean I don't have a lot in common with Superman. I mean...
Boy, you're one up on Gerald Ford.
- Then you've got it. - Wait a minute.
Well, I once stopped a lady in the express line
I mean, come home and complain about the boss,
to be the apple of their child's eye?
Thank you.
hang around the water cooler, chat with friends,
Just because you're a girl, you know, we won't make fun of you.
I mean, I could be my own boss. The hours are perfect.
And everybody else, you empty your pockets.
Mork, listen, if your mind's made up, it's fine with me.
I mean, it's a perfect job for me.
All right, now, what's with you? Who are you, anyway?
who will violate law and the American way.
touched down in a small bar.
and watch your daddy swing into action.
I don't have my little guy's respect up there,