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♪ Can I get a boom, can I get a boom, boom? ♪
Uh, this is Samantha.
So, your lucky streak continues.
‐Boom, bitches. ‐Just stop. Look...
Can I just talk to Sam?
‐Are we all right? ‐Everything's totally fine.
♪ For this when you understand ♪
I noticed that you haven't followed me back yet,
‐Oh, you got one. ‐You love a disco ball.
But if it makes you feel any better,
Oh, I had one of the good ones.
Yeah, look, Sam, I just... I want to say I'm sorry, okay?
Oh. What are you getting all tarted‐up for?
The meeting ended ten minutes ago, Sam.
WOMAN: Don't play the family card.
I'm gonna miss you.
♪ The way I do? ♪
♪ Onset, make you work up sweat ♪
Hi.
But do you see how that's not two people?
Wow. Okay. Got it.
All right, yo, so we can keep our thing a secret,
‐Sam, I don't want to... Okay. ‐Nope.
and none of it is ours.
and with that job, you're gonna pay me rent.
You don't have to worry about any of this stuff
You know, it wasn't a big deal.
let's hope, for your sake, he's a man,
and you guys have been broken up for a long time.
So, number one‐‐
I only do coke to help me drink more.
Unfortunately, that's not how it works.
♪ So I've been duckin', you're buggin' ♪
Oh, that last time was me, actually.
I was telling him something honest,
Mm‐mmm.
(both laughing)
I won't. Don't even have a job.
They're so late.
For you being drunk every day and showing up to work?
‐Sammy. Sammy, you can't drive. ‐No, Sam, I've got Lyft credits.
I got real problems, and I got to go.
you kept calling me Norah Jones.
but there‐there is a... there is a disco ball.
I don't need you spraying all over the walls again.
Oh, my Samantha is back in town.
So what is the usual time frame for being recovered?
‐are getting married. Hmm. ‐Yeah. I didn't
‐What are you doing? ‐What?
Next time. Okay.
All right. I'll try, but I ate a lot of chicken parm.
Oh, my God. That was beautiful.
Yeah, I can't.
Yeah, then forget about it.