Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(sighs) Bye. Bye.

I got to get that tattooed on butt.

♪ To make 'em all say, "Yes, sir" ♪

I'm sorry. Thank you.

don't call me next week asking me where your mortgage is.

‐very jealous of me. ‐Sam, you're drunk.

‐I'm Olivia. ‐Samantha.

‐Seems easy enough. ‐(laughs) Oh, let's be honest.

♪ Was just a sharpener ♪

I forgot. You're a doctor who saves lives, so your life is

‐Oh, God. ‐Dead sober.

I think I'm quite good at it.

and as part of your probation,

It's been 24 hours since you left rehab.

to sign that for you, okay?

Tomorrow is a new day.

Anyone can be an alcoholic. It's a disease.

I might be broken now.

it's recognized as a disease.

will start showing up for you.

CAROL: I'm sure you are, and welcome.

‐Can I smell it? ‐Would it matter?

♪ Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in ♪

approved your pre‐trial probation.

NARRATOR: Freeform's Single Drunk Female now

♪ Got her own money, she don't need no ... ♪

‐that's two white guys. ‐To be fair,

Yikes. You don't remember.

(snorts, laughs)

I could just keep doing exactly what I'm doing,

‐You sure I can't just stay with you? ‐I'm sure.

Thank you. Sam, how you feeling?