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the best deal you'd ever seen, I wouldn't be
SAMANTHA: I followed you on Instagram.
‐Doing what? ‐Sorry. You're right.
Ah, you know, my sister's
Some‐some fast math.
or should I really do that?
‐Hi. ‐(chuckles)
I'm done.
Is that your New York apartment in one bag?
♪ 'Cause it won't end up going your way ♪
What's up?
♪ Sharpener's calling me again... ♪
♪ My Z‐O‐D told me we don't match today ♪
♪ Rhythm I jam on a fish stick, played‐out gimmick... ♪
Mm.
But don't judge me for having some wine at night,
Okay. Yeah, I'll take this one.
‐but you leave no choice. Okay. ‐What are you doing?
I could do this job drunk, sober, juggling.
You can have some cake.
‐Mm. ‐Oh, I guess I can just email you, right?
that turned into a Class A misdemeanor.
♪ Fresh fitted on the one‐two ♪
‐Oh, no. Sam. Hey, Sam. Sammy? ‐Oh, wait.
‐Nope. ‐That kid sucks.
Everything's not always about you.
‐Okay, Sam, you... ‐I would never have a slice
you're going straight to jail.
of your skank cake. (laughs)
‐because she was my friend. ‐This isn't about Brit.
I quit!
‐Get out... Sam. ‐Let me tell them the truth.
Yeah, security, this is Bzzzzzzzzzz.
‐call it a party bus if it doesn't have a stripper pole. ‐Sam...
Okay.