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I really tried.
Aah!
Are you apologizing to me?
Yeah, why not?
You ready to do that?
Here she is.
and‐and one day write an autobiography of a trash bag,
um, you'll need to attend meetings every day for 90 days.
Yeah, well, it turns out, I can't.
SIDNEY: I sincerely hope you don't come back.
You know, since you blocked me on all social media.
Glad I remembered you.
I kept calling you the Winklevoss Twins
We get coffee, and we talk about alcoholism.
every version of Pride and Prejudice ever made.
Go to a new space.
Okay. Cashier and then Peabody and then
‐and wait to die? ‐Listen, here's the good news.
It's just, like, a bunch of garbage people
‐Hi, this is... ‐God, you're strong.
Oh, I'm just... Sit down.
Oh, my God. Seriously?
He lived a good life.
♪ On the mic I'm gonna murder ya, tear you up... ♪
No, no, no, that's the worst part by, like, a long shot.
‐Sam. ‐I'm telling you. He's, like, genuinely
♪ Trying to play a big boy game... ♪
♪ Don't pull up to tell me how you feel ♪
‐Give me five. ‐Oh.
Is that... is that something?
‐That's a real bad book. ‐(sighs)
Amen.
Oh, I didn't get it while I was drinking.
you can't drive without getting drunk
Sam, life moves forward even if you don't.
"Hey, here's ten dogs that look the cast of Gossip Girl"?
‐Two. ‐All right.
This is, like, pretty small‐town inevitable, right?
‐It's a whole thing. (sighs) ‐Oh.
Swear to God I could drive a school bus.
Sweet.
after totaling my car, so no.
Feel like I could just get sober real quick.
‐I'm not going anywhere. ‐(sighs)
♪ Catch me if you can ♪
so what are you gonna do?