Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All I was trying to do was keep my country and family safe!
I must have some special power. Think, Roger, think.
Stop! I'm not a terrorist! I can't even grow a beard!
Yeah, that'll take down an F-14. Can't you do anything?
I can shoot heat rays out of my fingertips. Look!
The block party starts at three and goes till question mark.
eat 'em by the handful, they all taste American.
No, I think they're Iranian.
And that's the last time I buy prewashed spinach in a bag.
I figured out what my special power is.
It's kinda true. You don't have any special powers, do you?
- I gotta go to a Rangers meeting. - Hold up.
- Oh, I didn't mean... - No, you said it. Now we have to live with it.
- Smith, you are hereby an official Ranger... - Awesome!
Pick up. Something incredible's happened. It'll change our...
I have to pee! Now!
Stand straight, Ranger. One day you'll look back on this day and...
The Rangers will teach you skills you need to survive,