HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I just didn't like it.
How?
to get back at him is put on the best damn show that we can.
I didn't mean to snap at you.
I think it'll turn around in the next year or so.
But I... I bought a parrot shirt.
who makes all the decisions that make us unhappy.
He took a job in New Orleans.
you know, I went to school in Boston. Well not *in* Boston—nearby. No, not tufts
It's a long year.
Deset
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Do you know how to re-wire a doorbell?
Not quite.
Oh, hello.
My wife and I have disparate levels of attractiveness Because I'm a successful businessman
You lying, white devil!
Is it identical?
It's not the sort of thing you discuss by text or email.
and blamed everything that has ever gone wrong on him.
to meet married ladies, but it is my job.
I'm messing with you.
And then we made a collage in our dream journals.
I don't even know why I was scared of this guy.
How can I possibly get in trouble on a walking tour?
This week, T.G. S. is going on the road!
No, rodeo, rodeo, rodeo.
See if you can spot which ones.
Who's it going to be if it's not you?
Deal mechanics.
Who the hell is Dale Snitterman?
It's wicked hard.
before you realize the guy is homeless.
They're all named Sean, they are mean, and I hate it here.
so plan ahead, gentlemen.
15936
Hihi Hihi
You think I like sharing a room with Toofer?
This is your fault.
Work is awful.
for the open house, because we are interested
Don't want to talk about it!
A name I came up with.
I can rent a covertible.
No.
I was wondering.