Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"or be a decent human being like Beyonce,

And nothing in this world is going to stop me!

If she was here, you could all see for yourself

and then go tell her I love her.

Gracias, gracias, all of my children.

She lives in a big-ass mansion with me,

eats all the cupcakes, and the lady takes out a gun

Good. Uh, no, Wendy,

You need to get down to the gym and get a better one.

noahdoesyarns, creator of the hit series The Misadventures of Shane and Enemies, has allegedly appeared numerous times in the Serena files. I'm Hank Anchorman, and I'm still investigating. Chevy: Oh my god! That backstabbing, double-crossing fiend! I've gotta go talk with Noah!

Bitch, how you not the hobbit again?

# You want a boyfriend? #

Something that should've been done a long time ago.

with Lisa Berger?

because she has a movie coming out on Friday,

... Your brother is not talking to you. Let's go.

Lengthen the neck. Add more to the hair.

Mkay, I'm sorry about this, but it's gone too far.

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

which is a show about short, loud, little people

No! No excuses!

[cheers and applause]

and then go buy her some flowers,

and it's being taken the wrong way.

I'm sorry, Pope, but hold up.

# Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #

Let's go, Cows! Who are you yelling for?

please welcome Aquaman.

[cheers and applause]

it is my honor to give the Person of the Year award

There is a cancer in our country,

Take off any blemishes on the skin.

Oh, yeah, yep, yeah, I got it, yep.

Mkay, well, Wendy, I'm just trying to, uh-

I do love water balloons.

Just his sword does.

Well, Kim Kardashian is skinny,

Right, right, right, yep. Yep, I got it.

She's a really nice girl.

"'I will go find this Jelly Monster girl

for this little hater girl.

that the jelly school in Aurora