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but she better watch her jelly behavior.
Not lately, no.
for this little hater girl.
That's Lisa Berger?
wanting to protest against Photoshopped images!
Uh-uh. You're no longer my son. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE, YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE!!!!!! (Chevy sobbing) I hate you, slut!
Just maybe I should have you sent off to jelly school.
with a jelly school, Wendy, mkay?
Hello, is this the jelly school?
who happens to be a wizard.
wants to go out with me?
(CatNap used red smoke mouth on Miss Delight) Mi Bebe.
[sniffles, sobs] I'm sorry. Hold up.
I made that picture of you to prove a point,
is just photoshop the bulges on her sides.
"who lived in the forest,
Keeping Up with the Kardashians,
Okay, if my fiancee Kim is a hobbit,
and tomorrow, will speak before the state senate
- Heidi! - Nicole!
She's a little overweight, but that's pretty normal
(Chevy wailing) Curse you, Noah!!! The End!
[phone dialing beeps]
It's okay, babe, girls that don't have
What- what do you mean?
That is not a hobbit pipe, for your information.
Right, but she's not in real life.
-Jelly school? -Let's write.
Thanks, babe.
# Friendly faces everywhere #
"and the hobbit's fiance realized she was just a hobbit.
Chevy said I had pee blood! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING, CHEVY?!?! I DON'T FUCKING HAVE BLOOD IN MY URINE, YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!!!! Chevy is so fucking weird? Like, why are you acting weird? Fuck you, Chevy!!! You're a pedophile faggot!!!!
mind your own business instead of being jelly?
but you're too fat for me.
Oh, man, I gotta upload this,
- What? - A lot of the pictures
What the fuck are you doing here?!?! I wanna have sex with you, baby. ;)
I'm sorry.
Anybody seen Lisa Berger?
Not lately, no.
How dare you, Stan!
because I'm making a fool of myself out here.
Yeah, Lisa has a crush on Butters.
in her room that is slightly below ground.
Oh, it's a- oh, okay, got it.
See, that's the problem, Lisa.
# Party in the cookie trough #
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, are we gonna stop?
Guys, I have a question. When I was 11, my brother said he would give me some snacks. If I went to his room, but then after that he tried to touch me inappropriately and tried to have sex with me. Is that called an sexual abuse victim?
# 'Cause they got that ham that she rubs on her cellulite #
Not lately, no.