Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

started at this elementary school
Mom, mom, mom!!! Chevy's recording me go to the bathroom!!!! First of all, your mom is not here. And second, WHAT?!?!
Stop handling me. WHAT?!?!
Take away that fold of skin.
Kim Kardashian is a short, overweight woman
Kim is not even in that movie.
Wendy.
Oh, thanks, guys.
There have been malicious rumors
[softly] Lisa Berger.
- Red! - Annie!
I'm sorry, hold up.
# That was a Quiznos and my bitch went to rob it #
I've had it.
Yep, love you too. [smooches]
# It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit #
Julie Lucy
You wanna meet my new girlfriend, Tweek?
You know, I thought you were Richard Pryor.
that my beautiful fiancee is a hobbit.
All right, but if you try to punch me,
This is a fantasy, you moron.
and so we are gonna hear from a guest speaker.
Am i just an asshole??
Fiona from Shrek is not hot. She’s fat and ugly.
# Yes, on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf friends #
Have you told Butters that you like him?
Butters!
between being a feminist and being a hater, mkay?
SHIT ASS POST ASSHOLE TIME MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! But, mom! Why can't they SHIT somewhere else?!?! Fuckyou. That's what I'm trying to you, the toilets are empty!!! Dad's been telling me to get off his lap so the ladies can shit on him! OH MY HANDS!!!
the biggest feminist at this school.
so we can better understand each other.
[smooches] [phone beeps]
Who cares if no one likes you?
# You better work out, whore #
Hey, girls.
My brother said he wants to have sex with me!!! (Chevy slaps Noah) Shut the fuck up, you incel--
Well, okay, but you are a hater.
and I need to get to the bottom of it.
Don't be sad.
and I really am sorry. I'm sorry, that's okay.
- So you want a photoshopped picture of me
but I have a different standard when it comes to my women.