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Seattle was a bust.
- Doug. - What?
was a roller coaster designer, so it's kind of a family tradition.
Had to keep them in a rotating cooler all night.
that you aren't the reason that we were tracked down
- What? - I just love college so much.
I've been what I am a lot longer than you've been
So, how do we do this? Is there a claim center or...
You've got me right here in this car with you, you lucky woman, you.
Get in there, honey! Kick his ass!
I am here because I don't want my kid to miss out on his entire fucking childhood.
- Excuse me. - What?
Outlaws also don't refer to themselves as outlaws. Just FYI.
- Okay. Anyone have any questions so far? - Yeah.
Apollo Legend, luxury class A, 360 horsepower.
Yes.
It's an eating contest.
You gonna put a bullet in me, mi hijo?
It's a great honor. It's an honor that I don't take lightly, to protect, to guide...
And the mouse is your own ego. Wait, the cave is the...
So what? It's like a contest? Butter-sculpting?
Look, lady, we're not breaking any laws.
That's fine. You just jot down your tax ID number.
Hungry yet?
Please?
except the cave is a swarm of people, okay?
- Hey! That ain't right! - Shut it, Sandy!
Irresponsible, Doug. He's a baby. He needs his bottle.
Well, when she comes back from the bathroom, she can complain about it.
- Randy. - Randy, I cede the reins to you,