Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're still fast.
Yes! Yes!
We have strong genes.
I heard an NBA star moved in down the street.
The three of us?!
and smiled at giving away the bulk of his free day to the man.
These ridiculous questions.
Actually, that's kind of gangsta.
What you're doing for our women is bigger than that.
As much as them negroes con queso annoy me,
Because our generation raised no-good, selfish-ass sons.
Young ladies, prepare to be escorted to orgasm land! Whoo!
she'll keep you paid forever.
doing homework by candlelight, like Amish niggers,
That last date, Vanessa...
So, Mr. Man, you still interested in a job?
Man, please, please, can we keep her, granddad?!
But the part about them being lonely and bitter... True.
And this one!
Yeah, and after all that, a nigger is tired.
A black woman is more likely to die in a tanning-salon fire than find true love.
'Cause I'm not going anywhere.
That's the exact sex talk I was gonna have with you in two years.
- Hey, what the... - Okay, spread 'em! Spread 'em!
How could I be so stupid?
like practically everything else we've tried to make life better,
Mm. Ohh.
Why is this my first time seeing you?
Of course you did.
Granddad! That's your job... hoin'?