Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Time for granddad to give the ladies what they need.

talking about "mahmoud ahamadamadinejad" and clean energy.

Nigger, you know you would [beep] anything for free.

- Aaaaaaaaaaaah! - Take that!

Nothin'. You ain't got no chance.

I sold my gold-plated hoo-ha to bail you out.

♪ Oh! Susanna, don't you cry for me ♪

Give me that computer!

No, Marge Simpson's not prettier than you, either!

Ha ha! Nope, not after all we've been through.

Real talk, Robert...

Mow you go blow love smoke up Vanessa's black ass and get my money.

Know what I'm not gonna do?

I should hope, at your age, you know that women are different

someone who loved capitalism

Plus, there's lots of lonely cuties there.

This house is an airplane.

to care for her adorable kids.

We can't afford that.

ain't never gonna get one anyway." Ha!

uses the powers of her gold-plated vagina

♪ Well, I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee ♪

And they're horrible at it!

You don't want to look up one day and see that shoeshine boy on your TV,

Well, that's all right, then.