Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sometimes when I sneeze, I [beep] myself.

Guatemalans, I think they're called.

we'll let you out of your contract.

Sorry. I only hire Mexicans, too.

Hello, lil' niggers.

It's all about strategy.

Very unniggardly of you, Robert.

That's why you can't get a job.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

I'm under a 2-year pimp-ho contract.

Of course, granddad had to give up his bosses to get a lesser charge.

The most powerful black-bitch-begone ever...

You're boosting their self-esteem, making them feel loved, desirable.

Whoa. Who peed in your petunias, Robert?

God, I always wanted kids.

Ruckus, I'm not a whore man. I'm an escort.

It's that damn Obama's fault.

- How'd it go? - We're still in negotiations.

and you let the boys call me "mom," hmm?

I'm getting less sex than before.

I upgraded to the "if I catch you looking at another bitch,

Now you're the hooker with the heart of gold?

And we keep them on antibiotics

Eventually, granddad's pride got the best of him.

Only good man in there is Jesus.

Trick-ass new grandma told me to.