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Escort? Ha! Let me break down "escort" for you.

After that day,

He got elected and made good white folks feel self-conscious about hiring niggers.

I think you've done enough talking.

times when even the skinny white "Sex and the City" bitches

No, that's... that's not the punch...

When did they start knocking?

God, I should have signed up for more than three hours.

What floor you live on?

Hell, they get more work done.

"think like a dude 'cause your lonely black ass

Yes, but not after what you told me.

they're stuck on stupid and fastened to [beep]-up.

You know the deal.

Okay, I threatened to beat him...

No! Make her leave!

that a job could help with money problems.

and feel comfortable you will never see his illegal ass in the Roosevelt room.

When times got rough, what jobs did black folks have before?

You, my nigger, is a ho.

Jobs yesterday, amigo.

- Love 'em. - Good.

an escort is a smart, pretty white woman who,

I told them about you, and they couldn't wait to try you out.

You're prettier than tonight's entire lineup and all of basic cable!

Okay, I do have one solution

I'm fine with being treated like [beep].