Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can't an old bitch get some free legal advice,
If we didn't meet this way...
let's forget it ever happened
I got it. You should volunteer!
I'm gonna have to ask you not to say that.
and that feeling is the most powerful [beep] drug in the world.
Oh, you don't want to work here, honey.
No kids, 39.
even more powerful than pouring water on their hair.
Which one are you?
My farts after I drink Ensure.
Oh! No, qué lástima. Trabajo no hoy.
Is that a full-size shampoo bottle, nigga?!
I just got my ass kicked for you!
All right, joke time.
- What the... - Mm-mmm!
I'm not going on a date.
That ain't possible. White women are loyal... for real.
This is exactly what I needed.
I'm not smart. I can't even buy the right hooker.
$200?
Try to kick her. She'll just love you more.
She calls me...
You're an escort.
about your mistress, about how you hate [beep] your wife...
I asked my son to visit me.
That's right... I didn't forget your request.
They wouldn't know.
Robert. Pleased to make your acquaintance.