Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and it's accepted.

More chickenheads to put in your phone

And this is from somebody who repped Mariah Carey.

What up, dummies?

Ooh. Nice tidbit.

No, no, you got the tickets.

"You want to stay in tonight?"

I didn't have this kind of spread

Wow, Denise, you are a busy lady.

Would you be opposed to dancing?

Dr. Graham, what's the latest on the outbreak in Kentucky?

And there's this other girl

The sickening, it got them all.

How are you gonna know if you don't spend time with her?

Are you guys having a hard time with these accents?

Um, in the description, I put "headband."

- Mm-hmm. - Let's do it.

Dude, she ain't text you in two days,

We switched bodies. Now I got to go to class."

I would be on that nonstop strike status.

There's this girl Anna

To-- Yeah, to be clear, with me.

Fucking paradise.

He says, "Come. Great party.

Uh, oh, no, I'm thrilled.

It's Princess Love.

That sneaky bitch.

How many times have girls flaked on you?

So, uh, how long you been at Delmano?

She said nothing.

"Hey, it's Dev. Good meeting you."

You sure? Once they start, you can't move.

you're gonna ask the most attractive girl?

the "'I'm busy' three times means no" code.

Um, I was on a date that is now over

"Yeah, how about Wednesday?"

Yes, that's me.

It's a little cough drop storage area, you know.

No, you're so cool.

We need to contain the sickening.

in London these days.

You take Alice.

If you do it, it's needy and sad.

Nicotine patch.

If I bowled every night for a month,

You want to hear a sample of texts between me and my wife?

I hope that's okay.