Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Got your text. You're busy. It's cool.
I'm gonna look like this?
Sorry. Ticket got taken.
I met at my friend Zach's birthday party
Let's go do some coke and then play some laser tag.
This is a very clear and unambiguous situation.
I mean, it's a little bit of both.
She sees my inner beauty.
No.
- Mm. - All right.
No.
"Hey, Alice, why are you sucking a stranger's dick
We can be shitty to people now,
I was actually wondering-- I have two tickets
Brian appreciated it.
Oh! What would you do?
"XOXO" means, "Go fuck yourself."
Well, um, got that one as well.
Mm-hmm.
You dare me to steal it?
'Cause it's a good spot to meet new people.
I mean, she seems cool, but I don't know her that well.
Boop, pop a couple in, keep on riding.
- I highly recommend it. - Hmm.
Dude, why are you doing this?
Yep, but it'll take a few hours. We're gonna start with your arms.
But I'm gonna keep calling.
Let's add the virus.
Ah, cool.
Uh, yeah, it's a funny show.
No, I'm not.
Ugh, brutal.
Oh, that's great.
- Wheels on the Bus. - Yep.
It's true.
I love it.
"Got struck by lightning while holding hands with a 12-year-old.
That'd be great!
All right.
Yeah.
And Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
And she definitely loves those Funyuns.
Honesty, I respect that.
It's me, Alice.
"Ramen place is pretty good, B-plus."
if I just started sucking that guy's dick over there?
It'd be different.
It was a team effort, Terry.
So I gave her a few, you know, polite, busy excuses.
Think about all that emotional stress they caused.
- Hey, what's up, Alice? - Hi.
Oh, I 100% agree. It's totally rude.
Oh, this British show, Sherlock.
But for this one night only,
Kentucky, Madam President?
But it was a secret show, so it was pretty easy on the PR front.
So between girl with the headband
where would you live?
Yeah, they were great.
What up, world?
What? Oh, my God, that sucks.
Are you really just gonna take that?
Uh, sure.