Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, one white, one Indian.

I don't get it.

So you heard from your lady?

Yeah, but here's why you got to silence these fools, though.

Last week, your favorite show was Chopped.

I'm so proud of you.

No, no, no, you will respect my authority!

What if someone sent you a picture of a turtle

And what do you do again?

Look, Alice is a worldly woman

I did a little snooping on her Instagram.

Thanks for your timely advice.

You know another tidbit?

He bought it for me. It's from Paris.

I think I'm just gonna send a little question mark.

Really? What happened?

Look at that jacket over there.

Yeah, and then-- And then I'd be all like, "Huh?"

I'm not just a bubble in a phone.

I think I could be a pool shark.

Activate containment protocol!

"Take Alice. She's Smoking Hot."

Dude, is a father john misty show

Hey, you mind checking that?

What are you more into? Are you a boobs guy?

that's ever been created.

Take Alice. She's smoking hot.

I've never been so jealous of something that sounds so boring.

and I'll ask this girl Sarah

- and I can text you and figure it out? - Yeah.

Make some shit up! You know?

And it feels like you're in Europe.

Everybody likes me.

And then they said they cast this other guy.

Hey, Benjamin, you mind checking that text for me?

Come on. Do it.

I met at the Cabin Bar a few weeks ago.

And the texts are off.

All right, let's break for a soft 15, okay?

So what did you think of the show?

It's happening!

Laura, AKA Journalist, says,

I haven't heard anything from Alice.

When he does it, it's cute.

If the race war goes down