Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Did Brian tell you to do that?

"Sorry, ticket got taken."

And, uh-- Fuck.

It's mysterious, and girls love mystery, brah.

Was not into her.

She recently posted a video of her popping bubble wrap.

on the set of The Cookout.

I'm here at the super secret Father John Misty show.

And people lose jackets at shows all the time.

They can't even be on the same flight together

No, what's that noise?

I auditioned, and I got a callback.

This is weird, too, though.

Were you also in Soul Plane 3: This Is How We Flew It?

Uh, all right, yeah, got the whole stage and everything.

You guys need anything?

He's at the Cabin.

Yeah. I mean, whatever.

Vibe, A-minus. Girls, A-minus. Overall, A-minus."

- That was you. - Yeah, yeah.

And this concert's tomorrow.

Yep. That's it.

Come on, just-- Don't do that.

and I'll meet someone magical that'll change my life.

I took my little cousin.

What do you mean?

For real, he could play someone in a coma,

Listen, next week, you and me, aquarium.

I'll ask out Alice.

The last concert I went to, actually, was The Silly Billies.

If you could live anywhere in the world,

I would probably be like,

You know, so many dudes are into feet.

"Scarlett Johansson,

No problem, buddy.

It's kind of like you just stole it.

Tell them she's being crazy!

I've become the thing I hated the most.

And she's sitting around with three of her buds

Oh, my God, I love those shoes.

Check it. Come on, man.

xoxo means go fuck yourself

Speaking of which, I got to go meet up

I haven't heard anything back.

then you're running the risk that she's just using you for that tickie.

or you still get to have fun?

and journalist?

"Sorry, things have been really crazy.

But look, come out this afternoon.

who's willing to go to a free concert with your ass.

All right, bye.

It's as if all these women are just bubbles on your phone.

All right, cool.

And then they called me back again, and I got it.